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#22

A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter.
The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"
* "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
* "What's so funny about that?"
* "I'm a gynecologist."

One man asks the other if he thinks he is going to like it in the condo he just bought in Argentina. He says, "you bet, you are really nice people and we like our condo a lot. By the way we went to a restaurante last night and the food was great."

The other man asks, "what was the name of the restaurante?" and the newcomer goes blank.

He says, "you got to help me out. What is the name of that flower with the thick stem and has thorns on it?" The other fellow says, "rose". And the newcomer says, "rose yeah, that's it and he turns to his wife of 40 years and says, "Rose, what was the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

                                                                    (Patrick Family -  patrick7@emirates.net.ae)

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