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BLONDE
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#20
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond
female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it,
slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the
mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she
replied, "There certainly is!"
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
Blonde Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker
bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides in the
bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level. The Brunette team down below is
whooping it up having a great time, when one of them
realizes she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs.
She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the
Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in
front of them with white knuckles.
She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time
downstairs!" One of the Blondes looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a
driver!"
A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad
hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day
she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to
have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and
all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her
tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said,
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"What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe
in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said,
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"Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first." |
